A kick ass night in with the boys

Sunday nights may just be one of my favorite nights of the week a general rule is that i have a beverage or two and hang out with friends, playing COD and watching films. If i was a stonner then i feel that i would be the king of the stonners on a Sunday.

This particular sunday was quite special as a good friend of mine returned from traveling so after a pub lunch with friends and a good old catch up me and christopher headed to TESCOS to pick up supplies, and ooooooooooooooooooooh did i get supplies oreo's and chocolate fudge frijj!!!!!!!!!!! apparently you can now microwave the milkshake to make it into a hot chocolate this is something i found after consuming two bottles damn it!

Right from Tesco to the 'Fungalow'. A place where dreams are made and crushed all in one night, for those who are unaware of what a fungalow is it is a "fun" bungalow thus making it a Fungalow, you thought Pat Sharp had a fun house this place takes it too a whole new level but beware if you enter nudity is most probable.

So after a few games of COD we discussed over the thousands of films my friend who we shall call Sames Jannard has to offer.

What a collection you must be thinking but it is not all good he is the downloading devil but for one night and one night only I will lower my standards and watch a illegal film. As i sat there grumpy faced flicking through this huge catalogue of films pondering over the odd one Inglorious Basterds pops up and get as big shout from the two gentleman buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut i carry on and i see the flick that has chosen us for the night their it is KICK ASS :) 

I loved this film at the cinema it made me want to realizer all of those childhood fantasies of being batman and generally trying it on with Barbie and Cindy. Its such a great film i love everything about it so this next bit is going to be me brown nosing this film to its full extent sorry for this.

I just love it every kid thought at some point in their life they could be the defender of their tiny town. The only problem is that i would never have had the balls or the time on my hands to do such a thing.

The best thing about Kick Ass is his costume a green and yellow wet suit, marigolds and some cat boots he just looks cracking. He looks like if i attempted to get suited up as a superhero thats what id come up with, non of this Iron Man crap its all about CAT boots and metal sticks.

Onto the CAT boots if you have ever tried to run in these, you would defo not be picking these as your footwear to be fighting crime in. Just walking in them is like having The Titanic strapped to your legs.

Sooooooooooo hello Nicholas Cage one of the greatest actors of all time id happily let you switch on leicesters christmas lights. This really is a great performance bravo good sir bravo.

This story has a great love story in it as Kick ass pretending to be gay just to get close/touch his prey.

honestly i speak for all men out their if the girl is hot enough id go that far. You may now be thinking thats pathetic and degrading yourself just for a hotty, but if she really is katy Perry or Fearne Cotton hot i would hesitate to get my Louis Spence grove on. This doesnt make me gay as it for a girl :)

Now the big question is, is Kick Ass's girl that hot and after much thinking i'm going with No he does seem to sell himself a little short as he is a superhero after all. Heres a picture to let you make your own opinion. Here she is boys and girls and boy was i wrong WOW WOW WOW she looks so different! could this be my new celebrity obsession???? 

Another brilliant moment in this film is the BIIIIIIIIIIIG black body guard and the bazooka oh how he loves that bazooka.

its hilarious, i'm not going to drop any quotes in because of my complexion and tone of voice just doesn't match his.

To sum this film up if you like some matrix like action great comedy an original storyline and apparently a gorgeous girl. This film is truly brilliant, as cliche as it is Kick Ass truly is Kick Ass. Well done Jonathan Ross's wife.

one thing i did find out that the lead in the film Aaron Johnson 19, is engaged and expecting a baby with Artist Sam Taylor-Wood???????????

this has taken me by surprise its just a little bizarre as when he is 35 his child will be 16 and she will be on the verge of her 60th birthday? Hollywood is bonkers.

Other films you can find mr Johnson in is "Going Somewhere Boy" when he plays John Lennon very much worth a watch.

So as the film came to a close with explosions going off everywhere, Mr Cooper pipes up from the corner...... Erm i thought it would be funnier, i normally accept people opinions on films but this time he is WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. Even though people assumed this film is going to be hilarious, it shouldnt be expected to be that its got some great comedy in it but it really is a top quality action film cant you see how much he's enjoying it?

right i'm going to wrap this up as i've probably taken up enough of your time tonight, but its been emotional. Just before i go has anyone seen Donkey Punch? as i purchased it for a whole £2 yes big spending and wow did i instantly understand why it was this price. If you are unsure what a donkey punch is please google it but i do apologize.

Goodnight all thatnkyou for your time happy Movember i hope you all are still non shaving this month to help a bro grow a mo.

much love and stay safe.

Tom x